my boss has been slowing sucking the life out of me. one particularly frustrating day, I was trying to find a way to rid myself of his evil energy. the first thought was a voodoo doll. now, i'm not too superstitious, but this seemed a bit risky. instead, i decided to figure out what sort of animal he resembles. that way, when he's being annyoing and rude, i can imagine his little animal self talking to me and smile inside. so i figured out....he IS a leemur (conveniently his name is Lee) and he does strickingly resemble this little guy below. after a brief therapy session of looking up goofy leemur photos and writing the silly poem below - i was free.
lurking leemur on arden st.
sad little creature (harbours)
only fake smiles and resentment
Hitler's faithful friend
residing to pick out our eyebrow hairs
one. by. one. by two!
until each former happy self
flees to safety and serenity
lemurs bite - you know?
not one rough chomp through
but tiny teeth gnawing into forever
little drops of leemur poison
slowly taking control of
Health and Happy Baristas
flee all ye weary workers!
nasty leemur--do your worst!
you are positively hilarious. i am so happy that you freed yourself of the hate!
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